This defines so many aspects of everything I've ever experienced:
Please, please do this (rules of healthy conduct for me to follow):
1. Please, do NOT go to sleep at 7AM (or not at all. I know you think you're getting shit done, but your body is screaming "EXHAUSTION! EXHAUSTION!")
2. Please, do NOT attempt to walk around barefoot in the city. It isn't a better alternative to shoes (though fuck, those ones you wore yesterday tore up your heels). Also, people will probably think you're a hippie or just homeless.
3. Please, know your drinking limits. Your liver's just gonna go along with what you're doing, even if it's slowly deteriorating. You need to show some restraint (though your 21st is fast approaching, making posting this rule rather useless).
4. Please, please...MORE CHRONOTRIGGERPLAYINGHAPPYFUNTIMES! YEAH! (that didn't make any sense. I apologize).
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